Monday, 3 August 2009

Thursday 30th July





Thurs 30th July
As ever our journey was not without drama. We arrived at Chicago with 40 minutes to catch the plane to St Louis; in that time we had to find our luggage, clear customs, catch the train to the next terminal and find the departure gate.
When we arrived at customs there was a queue that wouldn't have been out of place at Alton Towers. By being totally pathetic and begging other tourists to let us jump the queue, we eventually got to the front where we had to be fingerprinted, photographed and forced to listen to the customs officers discussing the best place to have a facial!
By the time we got through there was ten minutes to boarding. We didn't even have time to put the luggage labels on for the next flight and just handed them over to some guy shouting 'St Louis'. At this point we felt we might just catch the flight but we hadn't bargained for our next security check. Elbowing our way past people in pushchairs and wheelchairs we found we had to remove practically every item of clothing. Chaos reigned - at the other end of the x-ray machines; there were guards shouting 'Who does this bag belong to? Are these your shoes...'
With ten minutes to the plane leaving I found myself running (shoe laces undone, passports and money falling out of the rucksac) after Jack, who having the best eye-sight had managed to find the departure gate.
With five minutes to spare we got on the plane. I thought I was having a heart-attack!

John and Suzy met us at the airport.
Went up the St Louis Arch - and got a good telling off for getting in the wrong pod coming down (because the girls at the top of the arch directing operations were arithmetically challenged). Bet that is a really good job because you get to give tourists a damn good bo****ing.

Ate at Hooters on the way back to Louisiana. Check out the photos.

Friday 31st July

Frid 31st July
John attacks the mole in the garden with a shovel. Fisherman Dave tells John he had the same trouble with moles, but he shot it with a .45!
Visit to Hannibal doing the Tom Sawyer thing. Bought tickets from very refined Southern ladies. Visited pawnshop with a view to buying a banjo for Jack to bring back. None in stock but listened to very interesting slanging match between the owners of the shop and two disgruntled customers.
Went down to the levy only to find we had missed the paddle boat.

Jack and John went fishing in the creek. Jack lost his bobber?! and John managed to get his fishing line and float wrapped round the steel girders of the bridge.

Evening spent at the Pike County Fair where we watched the Demolition Derby and some very fat people riding horses; in fact at one point it would have been more appropriate for the rider to carry the horse!

Saturday, 1 August 2009

Sat 1st August


Sat 1st August Early morning start to go fishing with Dave on the Mississippi. Crossed over into Illinois to get a good spot on the river. Dave accompanied by Chopper.Jack chases off two rich fisherman in a boat, much to Dave's approval.Sat pm leave Louisana for Florida trip.Spent our first night in the truck near Clarksville in Tennessee.


















Friday, 31 July 2009

Sunday 2nd August


It is 90 degrees outside but it's nice and cool in the truck with the air-con on. It is almost 11 am and we are waiting to unload our second drop. John is taking a nap. A very eventful day yesterday. The journey to Florida was amazing. What a beautiful state Tennessee is.
Here is the route:take the last train to CLARKSVILLE - route 24 to NASHVILLE skyline - through a place called MURFREESBORO - MANCHESTER- MONTEAGLE -pardon me boy...CHATTANOOGA-NICAJACK LAKE- I got GEORGIA on my mind- ROUTE 75 - ATLANTA - MACON - ROUTE 16 SAVANNAH ROUTE 95 FERNANDINA BEACH (saw egrets wading and an alligator in a nearby lagoon) Jack gutted because he was lozzing in the back! Just dropped a load (if you'll pardon the expression) at JACKSONVILLE and going to TAMPA shortly.
The most exciting part of the journey so far for me was travelling through Tennessee and Georgia - the road was full of signs pointing out Civil War battlefields. I picked up a really good booklet at a rest area on the Civil War. Will bring it home for you to look at.
As ever our trip has not been without a bit of drama to spice up our lives. John decided to drive to the drop in Fernandina Beach instead of staying the night at a truck stop. It was pitch black, very difficult to see the road signs and he missed the factory. We ended up down a suburban road about as narrow as our street with a ditch on either side and he had to reverse the truck about 400 metres! We eventually found the place and parked up outside only to see a sign that said 'No overnight parking'.








However, we parked up for the night. The problem was, it was only about 50 metres from the houses on the street. The refrigerated unit makes an unbelievable racket so we were worried that someone might complain or call the police. About 3 am there was a tremendous hooting.
BEWARE OF FALLING HOR-ROCKS
John had forgotten that he was on the top bunk and leapt off - he went down like a bag of spuds! Luckily he was ok. Turns out we were parked right next to a railroad track and a passing freight train gave this really loud hoot as it came through the level crossing. So perhaps the noise of the truck was never going to bother the residents too much. John saw the funny side once he had checked to see that nothing was broken. Jack laughed so much, he had to have a wee in a bottle!




Thursday, 30 July 2009

Monday 3rd August

Just finished the delivery now. Thunder and lightning and torrential rain - it's like standing in a warm shower. John keeps reassuring us it isn't the hurricane season yet but there are lots of road signs showing the quickest routes away from the coast when a hurricane is imminent. Never mind, it could be worse. You could be sharing a bunk with Jacko!
Tues 3rd August
In Tampa Bay Florida today - even more adventures. John took a wrong turning in the truck and had to reverse onto a 4 lane highway whilst I held up the traffic wearing only my pyjamas and a a florescent jacket. Will post some more pictures when I get the chance and more tales of toilets, truckstops and weirdos to follow.
Meanwhile we are still on our search for a banjo - hope Jack doesn't turn into one of these!

Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Tuesday 4th August
























































Tuesday 4th August.
Very early start to get to Palmetto which is very near the Gulf of Mexico on Highway 41. John took a wrong turn and was forced to reverse across a four lane highway. I was required to walk into the middle of the highway to stop the rush hour traffic. Pity Jack was watching Jonathan Ross on the Arcos -if he had been paying attention he could have photographed me with my hand up signalling frantically whilst, wearing a florescent jacket and my second best pyjamas!
Then on to Highway 275 (this is for Tony who is following our progress on the map) - aka the Sunshine Skyway which crosses Tampa Bay see photos.A bit disconcerting to keep seeing road signs pointing to emergency routes running from the hurricane coast.
Finally, back across the bridge to drop our last load at Arcadia where the temperature gauge on the wing mirror registered 111 degrees!
John gave us another turn by having a choking fit after a Jimmy Carter peanut went down the wrong way (He denied it was the peanut and put it down to a rare medical condition brought on by lying in the the top bunk with your head lower than your feet????????????).
Fortunately he recovered. Jack and I were wondering how we might get the truck back to Louisiana - I would probably have to change gear while Jack operated the steering and foot pedals.

Whilst waiting for our slot to unload, John filled us in on some of the more eccentric characters of Louisiana Missouri.
Shauny who was looking for a career change was advised by John to start a business mowing lawns. Shauny said that the market was already cornered by 'Shovel-Head'. No one seems to be sure of his real name. Apparently Shovel-Head is often seen running round the town waving a rebel flag - an activity that doesn't endear him to a large majority of the towns people. He also bought himself a do-it-yourself tattoo kit and tattooed his name on to his forehead whilst looking in the mirror. Apparently the effect is very interesting!
Will try to get a picture when we get back.










Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Wednesday 5th August






































Wednesday 5th August.This is for Ma. This part of the Blog is called 'WHERE ARE THEY NOW?'
* RAYMOND HULTON
* EDDIE HALL
* ROBBIE GREAVES
* NELLIE MORRIS AND EDEY MOSS
* LUSH
* WATSONS
* LICK
* DICKY RIGBY
Just reminiscing - you don't need to spend a fornight composing an email about their whereabouts!
We are just picking up a truck load of orange juice (at a factory near Tampa) to bring back to St Louis.


HAIRNETS AND BEARDNETS
If you work at a food handling plant like this you have to wear a hairnet but if you have a beard you also have to wear a beardnet. John once had to go inside a place like this and wore the beardnet on his head and wondered why he was getting strange looks!See pictures of John modelling the aforementioned head and beard gear. On the journey back, we pulled back into the rest area around the 'Gulf of Mexico' for a quick foot spa.



Monday, 27 July 2009

Thursday 6th August







Thursday 6th August`
Heading back to Louisiana Missouri.Had a late night phone call from Shauny. He is at the centre of a 'domestic' and had phoned John to tell him his wife had chucked him out.(Oh my goodness I hear Grandma say!). This conversation brought on one of John's stories about Donny, Shauny, John and Little Engine which was hilarious but perhaps not suitable for a family audience. One of John's milder stories was about the time he heated his van by using an electric heater that needed to be plugged into a mains socket.After a few beers, John and Donny parked up in down town Hannibal and decided to sleep in the van. It was so cold that they were in need of some heating, so Donny parked up next to a coca cola machine unplugged it and plugged in John's heater. The cops pulled up behind them and asked what was going on; they explained that they were just sitting talking. The cops went away totally unaware that coca cola was paying for the heating in John's van!
This is for Tony the Anorak again.Heading north on route 75 just crossed the Swaunee River and stopped at a rest area North of Atlanta in Gordon County. There was a really interesting information notice (see picture)This is what it said:"During the early 1800s northern Georgia was the heart of the independent Cherokee nation. The Cherokees were the most progressive tribe in North American. In 1821 they were the first American Indian people with a written form of their native language, invented by Sequoyah a Cherokee Indian. They had their own national capital 10 miles north (of the rest area). They had a constitutional government and a legislative and judicial system. Once the largest town in the area, New Echota consisted of houses, stores, taverns and a Court House and printing office which published a national bilingual newspaper called The Cherokee Phoenix.Most of the Cherokees were farmers and lived in small log cabins but some owned huge plantations such as Vann House - 27 miles north.In 1838, at gunpoint, the Cherokee were rounded up and imprisoned by state and federal armies. Later that year they were forced to go to what is now Oklahoma. Four thousand Cherokees died on the march west - known as the 'Trail of Tears'.
Thought about you Ma while we were at the rest area. A party of pensioners arrived - it reminded me of tales of Auntie Ann and the Carnegie crew.

Sunday, 26 July 2009

Friday 7th August





Friday 7th August
ROAD RAGERANTS AND ROAD KILL!
Jack and John got involved in an altercation on the CB radio with a couple of Red Neck foul-mouthed truckers. They were moaning about practically everything - people rubber necking at an accident; making comments about a female trucker's 'titties';then the red necks started 'dissing' Barak so the boys from England let them have it (only because there was no chance of them being identified - in fact when one of the truckers asked which truck we were in John said 'The one with the red trailer' - ours is white).RANTS: What makes GRUMPY OLD JOHN 'ticked off'John rants about... anti-abortion posters at the side of the road and on cars; people texting on cell phones whilst driving at 60 mph;people driving too fast;old people in cars (presumably because they are driving too slowly); people who don't work;people who think they have a right to carry a gun; truck drivers who wee on the floor by the side of their trucks at truck stops;truckers who wee in bottles and throw them out of the window; the Taliban;George Bush; Dick Cheney;The Catholic Radio Station and many more things...ROAD KILLEach State can be identified by its road kill. Missouri scores more points so far: deer, fox, skunk, racoon, opossum.Florida - armadillo. Georgia a little black furry thing - not sure what it was!Finally back at John and Suzy's place in Louisiana - the home of the Missouri Momo:

Located along a stretch of Missouri's Great River Road in Pike County is the small Mississippi River town of Louisiana. This quiet, unassuming community was vaulted into the national spotlight in July 1972 when reports emerged about a hairy monster and three-toed footprints that had been seen around town. The press humorously dubbed the strange and foul-smelling creature "Momo" for "Missouri Monster" but to the local residents, the frightening encounters were anything but amusing.
The "Missouri Monster Scare" began on July 11, 1972. The first encounter with the creature occurred on the outskirts of Louisiana, Missouri, at the base of Marzolf Hill. An eight year-old boy named Terry Harrison and his brother, Walley, 5, were playing with their dog in the woods at the edge of their yard. Suddenly, an older sister, Doris,15, who was inside of the house, heard them screaming. She ran to look out of the bathroom window and saw something standing by a tree. It was "six or seven feet tall, black and hairy," she said. "It stood like a man but it didn't look like one to me." She began crying and ran into the other room to call her mother on the telephone.
Both Doris and Terry got a good look at the monster and agreed that its face could not be seen because of the mass of hair that covered its body. The creature seemed to have no neck and it was flecked with blood, likely from the dead dog that it was carrying under its arm. The smell of the creature was said to have been horrendous and it may have been this odor that made the Harrison's dog violently sick a short time after the incident. The dog's eyes grew red and it vomited for hours afterward.
At 4:00 pm, Edgar Harrison, the children's father and a deacon in the local Pentecostal Church, returned home from his job at the town waterworks. He found no monster, but he did find that the brush was beaten down where the children said that the creature had been standing. He also found faint footprints in the dust a few black hairs scattered about.
That same afternoon, a woman who lived about three blocks away from the Harrison's, Mrs. Clarence Lee, reported that she heard animal sounds outside her home. Not long afterwards, she allegedly spoke with a local farmer whose dog had disappeared. Remembering the Harrison children's report, she wondered if the monster had taken it.Everything was quiet until three days later, on July 14. That evening, Edgar Harrison conducted a regular prayer meeting in his home and about 45 minutes after it ended, heard ringing noises that sounded as though someone was throwing rocks into the metal water reservoir on top of Marzolf Hill. The reservoir was an attraction for neighborhood children but it was unlikely that any of them would have been playing there at that hour. As he listened closely to the sounds, he heard one especially loud ring and then an animal-like growl. The sound came closer and closer and was so loud that his family came running out of the house. They urged him to leave the neighborhood but Harrison wanted to see what was making the sound.
He finally gave in to his family's pleading and as he drove down Allen Street, he met about 40 people, some of them carrying guns, who were on their way to investigate the sounds at the reservoir. For some reason, Harrison shouted "Here it comes!" and the entire crowd turned away and ran. A number of people reported hearing the strange cries and screams that night but by the time that police officers Jerry Floyd and John Whitaker arrived on the scene to investigate, they found nothing out of the ordinary.
Later that evening, Harrison and several friends explored Marzolf Hill and found an old building from which a strong and unpleasant odor lingered. Harrison described it as a "moldy, horse smell or a strong garbage smell." In the days that followed, he and others would experience the same smell around areas where the bizarre sounds were heard.
This was not the end of the odd happenings for that night either. During the early morning hours, around 5:00 a.m., Pat Howard, who lived on Third Street, stated that he saw a "dark object" crossing the road near Marzolf Hill. He said that it was running like a man when it went across the road in front of his car.
Thanks to the publicity that the monster reports were generating, Louisiana's Police Chief, Shelby Ward, organized a 20-man search party on July 19. The group included Edgar Harrison and State Conservation Officer Gus Artus and they covered Marzolf Hill and the surrounding area using two-way radios but found nothing. Some of the local residents complained that the search should have been conducted at night because by that evening, the sounds were being heard again. Mrs. George Minor reported hearing growling sounds outside on several occasions, always between 10:00 and 10:30 in the evening. The noises began as a low-pitched growl and ended with a scream.
On July 20, more investigators joined the search and again combed the area behind the Harrison house and all along Marzolf Hill. Near the tree where Doris Harrison had originally seen the monster, they could see circular spots in the brush were leaves had been stripped from the branches of nearby bushes. They also found signs that someone had been digging in the local garbage dump and Harrison showed the searchers two recent dog graves that had been uncovered and the bones scattered about. Across the top of the hill, they came upon tracks that were some distance from one another. The first was over ten inches long and five inches wide and appeared to be a footprint, while the other was only five inches long and curved. It was believed to be the mark of a hand. The prints had been pressed into the hard, dry soil (there had been no rain since around the first of the month) and the investigators guessed that it would have taken a tremendous amount of pressure to create such impressions.
The investigators then climbed the hill to the old building where Harrison and his friends had experienced the pungent odor a few evenings before. He believed that it was a hiding place for the monster. When the group got close, Harrison's dog suddenly bolted and ran away, startling everyone. Moments later, the investigators were nearly overwhelmed by the horrible smell. "That's him, boys!" Harrison exclaimed. "He's around here somewhere!"The investigators began sweeping the surrounding woods with their flashlights but saw nothing. In the distance they could hear dogs barking furiously and the local men explained that whenever the monster was about, the neighborhood dogs would refuse to enter the woods and instead would run up and down the streets, barking and yelping. Within about five minutes, the smell had dissipated and the investigators returned to Harrison's home.
On July 21, the monster was seen again, this time on the Great River Road, which runs along the Mississippi River. Ellis Minor, who lived on the road, was sitting in front of his home late in the evening. It was very dark and suddenly, his bird dog began to growl. Minor switched on a powerful flashlight that he used for hunting and he spotted the monster about 20 feet away from him, standing in the middle of the road. He later told reporters that it had "hair as black as coal" and that he could not see its face because the hair on its head hung down to its chest. "As soon as I threw the light on it," he recalled, "it whirled and took off thataway." He did not report the sighting to the police but he did call Gust Artus, the conservation officer.
By now, national publicity was turning Louisiana into a three-ring circus. People were driving in from surrounding states, hoping to get a look at the creature. Edgar Harrison had become obsessed with finding a solution to the monster mystery. His family refused to come home again, taking up residence in a restaurant the family owned, and so his house was turned into a "monster outpost". The phones rang constantly. Meanwhile, Harrison had taken a leave of absence from his job at the waterworks to hunt the monster full time. In the company of friends and investigators, he camped out at the foot of Marzolf Hill for 21 straight nights. And while he never saw the monster, he did hear and smell it and noted that whenever the searchers were onto something, they were overwhelmed by the terrible smell. He surmised that the smell might actually be a "stink gas" that was used to distract the investigators.
During the last week of July, a series of mysterious three-toed prints appeared on the Freddie Robbins farm, about eight miles south of Louisiana. No casts were made of the prints but they were protected until investigators were able to make diagrams of them. They would turn out to be an almost exact match of prints found a few days later. More tracks were discovered on the early morning of August 3 at the farm of Mrs. and Mrs. Bill Suddarth, who lived just northwest of town. In the middle of the night, they heard a high-pitched howling in their yard and ran outside with flashlights to see what was going on. In the middle of their garden, they found four prints from a three-toed creature.
Suddarth quickly called his hunting buddy, Clyde Penrod, who drove over and made a plaster cast of the print. Penrod, who was an avid outdoorsman, was puzzled by the whole affair. With the tracks being 20 feet away from anything else, he couldn't understand how they could have been made. They began abruptly in the center of the garden and ended just as mysteriously. It looked as of the three-toed creature had just appeared in the center of the garden and then vanished. No tracks were found anywhere else on the property and there was no sign that any prankster could have made them either. This was the last encounter with the creature and perhaps it is fitting that the "monster flap" ended on such an inexplicable note.
The discovery of the strange tracks at the Suddarth farm ended the “Momo” sightings and encounters in Louisiana and the story has become little more than a remembered curiosity in the area today. There are some though, who are likely never to forget the summer of 1972. For those people, and for those with an interest in the unexplained, those days in July will always remain a mystery.
GUESS WHO TERRY HARRISON IS? DONNY'S UNCLE!
This might be the last blog for a while because we will probably be back at John's by four pm our time tomorrow so will probably whooping it up in Louisiana - unless John does something else outrageous.


Arrived back in Troy, dropped off the truck and we were treated to an amazing-all-you-can-eat Chinese meal which cost us just
over 12 dollars for the three of us, so all the weight I had managed to avoid putting on (by being in alcoholic rehab all
week) I put back on in the space of an hour. Suzy says we are in the 'Bible Belt' and here is living proof, take a look at this tirade!(See pic)
Back in Louisiana, another fishing trip for John and Jack but no fish for supper so it had to be a takeaway from Pizza Hut.Right on cue, as we are discussing his enforced flight from Las Vegas (in a car with false plates) we receive an automated
phone call:"Will you take a collect call from ...(voice of) 'Dawwny...' at the Louisiana Correctional Facility". John agrees. We watch
John who occasionally says 'Wao'. Donny has been arrested and locked up for non-payment of fines and is phoning John and Suzy
because he wants them to get in touch with his girlfriend, who he hopes will put up the 400 dollars needed to get him
'unlocked' for the weekend. John goes on another rant down the phone, telling Donny that he is a disgrace, has let everybody
down, that he should grow up, get himself a job etc ... John then tells Donny that some people from England (that's us) were
really looking forward to meeting him and what has he done? He has let us down as well. At this point John attempts to pass
the phone to me, probably in the hope that I too will give Donny a bollocking. I decline the offer and John puts the phone
down.Wao.(see pic of Donnie Nulsen)http://www.facebook.com/people/Donnie-Nulsen/1529178676

Thursday, 2 July 2009

Saturday 8th August

I get up very early and jog to the High School running track. John accompanies me on his bike; it is already 84 degrees at
7.30 am. We only see one other person on foot, the rest are driving. I manage 5K on the track then jog the half mile back to
South Carolina Street. We spend most of the day in the house then another fishing trip (no fish caught).

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

Sunday 9th August




Sunday 9th AugustWe leave for Springfield to see Suzy's daughter Jes. On the way we stop at a place called Westminster College, Fulton. This
is a private university with connections to Winston Churchill. It is very, very, posh. They also have a big section of the
Berlin Wall there http://www.westminster-mo.edu/Pages/default.aspxWhen we arrive in Springfield after our 5 hour drive, Jes gives us a tour of the university then we go back to
her apartment for a swim in the pool on the complex (I have to point out to Jack that most student places aren't
like this!). On the way back to Jes' place she points out the prison hospital that holds lots of criminal celebs. One on the
most famous inmates was Mafia boss John Gotti.Jes' apartment is too small for us all to stay, so we stay a really nice hotel the La Quinta, about 5 minutes drive from
Jes' place.